Four Paws First
Bipawtisan Solutions to the Biped Bologna
The Yellow New Deal
Grants all dogs the freedom to pee anywhere; regardless of size, age, color, or breed, without judgment or repercussion.
#freetopee #newworldtoilet
Open Beach Infrastructure
All beaches will be open, all of the time, for all dogs. A biped armed with a Chuckit! will be ready to play on command.
#sandyfurdontcur
Obedience Initiative
Free Basic & Intermediate Biped training with forgiveness of prior training expenses up to 10 PetSmart classes.
#pintheblueribbononthebiped
Every Dog Has It’s Day Act
National Dog Day will be extended to 365 days a year and all work days will be Take Your Dog to Work Day.
#bowtothebowwow #makinbacon
Make Errands Fun Again (MEFA)
Enact immediate mandatory treat-dispensing at every drive-up window; without demand, minimum 2 treats per 4 legs, per visit.
#puttheboneinthebasket
Big Brother Butt Out Bill
No more pet cams or Tik Tok videos! This exploitation & invasion of privacy will be punishable by unlimited you-know-where sniffs.
#bendoverbiped #caninecanceled