Reilly Cooper Carter
Reilly is quite the ding dong. He is devoted to his older brother (Rusty), and has a strange predilection to licking his ears. He would not be suitable for any cabinet post as he can be easily bought with cheese. However, he’s a close friend of Mr. Pip so it doesn’t matter. He loves his squeak toy that Mr. Pip sent him last Christmas and said that cinched his vote.*
*Special Note From The Pawlitical Team: Like most pawliticians, Mr. Pip does not condone bribery unless it’s to his benefit.